Why Northerners shouldn't make Chili

I never had chili until I moved to Ohio for college. I always liked the way it smelled, but the actual bowl was never quite as promising. The other night we had chili at Mark and DMs, and it was pretty good, a litle hot, so I thought, I think I would like this more, if it wasn't quite so spicy...so tonight, I tried making my first ever pot of chili...and well, I've decided, after several mouthfuls of my own home-made chili, that I just don't like the stuff, and there's nothing more to it. Sandy and Charles ate it. Sandy said it was pretty good, seeing as how it was the first chili I had ever made. And Charles said that the kidney beans felt like little roaches when you bite into them. But...he did finish the whole bowl and made me save the left-overs. Hmm...men...sometimes I just don't get them.